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Sunday, June 12, 2005

Third time lucky.

Remember this? Sure you do, this link embarrassed the shit out of you when you clicked it while at work, last week. Well, something about it is not right. Not right at all.

My girlfriend pointed this out; I hadn't seen it myself, because, to be honest, whenever I clicked the link, my eyes were locked on one point and one point only (well, two points, if you want to get technical on me). So, the oddity I'm about to point out to you slipped by me completely unnoticed.

Ok, click the link again. Before doing that, make sure there's no one around, or you'll fall victim to a substantial amount of mockery, and we can't have that, can we? Ok. Click the link, and stare at those two perfect breasts for, say, 30 seconds (feel free to extend this period to however long feel like you can get away with without soiling yourself).

When your done with that, take a closer gander at the area on the belly/ribcage of the second girl, right next to the first girl's left breast (her left, your right). You see the brown patch? Hang on, here's a picture of what I'm talking about:

Aaargh!

Is that .. a third nipple?!

I don't know why, but this whole concept of a third nipple (or supernumerary nipple, accessory nipple, polythelia or polymastia - thank you Wikipedia) freaks me out, it really does. And don't go telling me it's completely normal, either. I mean, it's like saying you've got a second nose right next to your bellybutton, or a third ear growing out of your ankle - it just ain't right, people!

And to prove that coincidence doesn't exist - today I find out that my very own mother is one of them; she has a third nipple. I think I might have to kill her.

Funny sidenote - Wikipedia lists some famous people with a third nipple. Among them is "[a] prostitute in the film Total Recall". She's got a third nipple? Really? Gee, I hadn't noticed, I was too busy staring at her three tits!

Cheers

2 Comments:

Blogger Silence said...

Tastes like chicken I tell you.

1:33 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three nips means 50% more joy!

3:06 am  

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