Regular vs. Undead.
Last night my girlfriend called me a Zombieworm. Yes, a Zombieworm. Don't ask, long story. The point of the story? She loves me, she really does.
Anyway, a Zombieworm. This got me thinking; how does one tell the difference between a run-of-the-mill worm, and an undead, brain eating worm? I don't think there are all that many differences between the two.
I rest my case.
Now, what was my point again?
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Anyway, a Zombieworm. This got me thinking; how does one tell the difference between a run-of-the-mill worm, and an undead, brain eating worm? I don't think there are all that many differences between the two.
| Zombieworm | Worm |
|---|---|
| * Moves very slowly up to no goal in particular. | * Moves very slowly up to no goal in particular. |
| * Is sticky, gory and kinda disgusting. | * Is sticky, gory and kinda disgusting. |
| * Keeps coming at you, even when cut in half. | * Keeps coming at you, even when cut in half. |
| * Has an innate appetite for human flesh and human brains in particular. | * Not too sure, but I'm sure as hell not trying! |
I rest my case.
Now, what was my point again?
Cheers
12 Comments:
My case is that you cannot ever use a ".." or a "!."
But you do have a point, I think.
Actually the not zombieworm would actually just die after you rip it in half. And if you are able to get the worm in half what is the problem?
Zombieworm - Tastes like chicken.
Worm - Tastes like chicken.
Lies - stop nitpicking, dammit!
Hay - Ever cut a worm in two? It won't die. Tastes like Chicken, eh? Wish I'd though of that.
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Martin - it's all I have in life, dammit!
Well, in that case, proceed, if you must.
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Cut a worm in to it wiggles on by some reflex thing like chickens when you cut of there head. Trust me the thing dies.
I've got two readers - one's a nitpicker, the other's a spoilsport. Oh, the fun.
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Hay, we should expand our horizons! Next time you nitpick while I ruin his jokes.
And the both of them are conspirators. Lucky me.
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Great idea Lies, but I guess your end will be a bit more boring the next time then, he usually ruin his own jokes.
At least I have jokes, my friend. At least I have jokes.
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You do have a point, Hay, but maybe that would make it even more fun?
It'd be a ruining race we'd be in. It'd be sensational!
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