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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

I'm an ass.

I never understood why people would want to read a magazine while sitting on the toilet - it's not like you have nothing to do while you're sitting there.

That is, until my girlfriend and I moved in together some three months ago. She keeps a neat pile of magazines right next to the toilet just for that reason, and now I find myself sitting down even when taking a leak, just so that I can have a quick look through whichever magazine happens to be lying there.

When I now go to another bathroom, at school, in the library, a public bathroom, whatever, I sit there, and get bored out of my bloody skull.

And the really bad part?

It has even come to a point where I'll start leafing through girlie magazines, just because I have to have something to read while sitting there, doing whatever I'm there to do. I now know stuff about both the female frame of mind and the female anatomy no man should ever repeat ever know.

I'm an ass.

Cheers

5 Comments:

Blogger Tim said...

I don't even know how to read a magazine unless I'm sitting on a toilet. I'll get a new magazine and I'll sit on the sofa open it up, then throw it on the table to be read at a later sitting.

10:46 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

The truth has to be told, Rogue.

Cheers

7:24 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always carry a book around with you (and yes, Martin, it can be a girly one if you like).

— Lies (cause the page won't load again)

12:14 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

I always carry a book with me. Always. But by the time I get it out of my bag, I'll be done already.

Cheers

12:33 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've found that if i open a magazine while on the potty, i'll sit there waaaay longer than needed. I get toilet seat marks from the inside of the toity lid on my legs. that sucks.

i now read my Maxim at the gym on a bike.

10:23 pm  

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