I'm an ass.
I never understood why people would want to read a magazine while sitting on the toilet - it's not like you have nothing to do while you're sitting there.
That is, until my girlfriend and I moved in together some three months ago. She keeps a neat pile of magazines right next to the toilet just for that reason, and now I find myself sitting down even when taking a leak, just so that I can have a quick look through whichever magazine happens to be lying there.
When I now go to another bathroom, at school, in the library, a public bathroom, whatever, I sit there, and get bored out of my bloody skull.
And the really bad part?
It has even come to a point where I'll start leafing through girlie magazines, just because I have to have something to read while sitting there, doing whatever I'm there to do. I now know stuff about both the female frame of mind and the female anatomy no man should ever repeat ever know.
I'm an ass.
Cheers
That is, until my girlfriend and I moved in together some three months ago. She keeps a neat pile of magazines right next to the toilet just for that reason, and now I find myself sitting down even when taking a leak, just so that I can have a quick look through whichever magazine happens to be lying there.
When I now go to another bathroom, at school, in the library, a public bathroom, whatever, I sit there, and get bored out of my bloody skull.
And the really bad part?
It has even come to a point where I'll start leafing through girlie magazines, just because I have to have something to read while sitting there, doing whatever I'm there to do. I now know stuff about both the female frame of mind and the female anatomy no man should ever repeat ever know.
I'm an ass.
Cheers
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I don't even know how to read a magazine unless I'm sitting on a toilet. I'll get a new magazine and I'll sit on the sofa open it up, then throw it on the table to be read at a later sitting.
The truth has to be told, Rogue.
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Always carry a book around with you (and yes, Martin, it can be a girly one if you like).
— Lies (cause the page won't load again)
I always carry a book with me. Always. But by the time I get it out of my bag, I'll be done already.
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i've found that if i open a magazine while on the potty, i'll sit there waaaay longer than needed. I get toilet seat marks from the inside of the toity lid on my legs. that sucks.
i now read my Maxim at the gym on a bike.
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