A true revelation.

Archeologists digging near mt. Sinai have discovered what appears to be a missing page from the Bible. The single piece of parchment was found near an almost fully complete set of human bones, and is presently being carbon dated; if genuine, scientists believe it belongs somewhere very near the beginning of the Bible as we know it today, and it is believed to read the following.:

"To my darling Mary,

All characters portrayed in this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

Forever yours, J. C."

Who would've guessed?

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