Nifty little buggers.

It appears that inanimate objects aren't the only threat to mankind. It appears that we are, since recently, under attack by what Dictionary.com defines as 'a small Eurasian rodent of the subfamily Cricetinae, especially Mesocricetus auratus' - otherwise know as the rather cute and cuddly hamster.

Wikipedia.com was the first to recognise the danger, when it posted the following:

Despite their cuddly appearance, hamsters have long, thin, sharp teeth than can pierce a finger that is mistaken for a carrot or for a predator.

And now, finally, definitive proof has arisen. The following hamster was found in a suitcase aboard an international flight, just last week.



The Pentagon has issued the following warning:

In light of recent events, hamsters are to be considered armed and extremely dangerous; if you are to find yourself in the vicinity of a hamster or any such beast, we strictly advise you to stomp on it, as hard as you can. Twice, if necessary.

Run.

Run for your life.

Cheers