Art Garfunkel, to name just one.*

The people at the Utrecht University have no idea what they're doing. Seriously. I mean, it's not like I didn't give them lots and lots of chances to see me for what I am - I spent the last five years not opening a single book, not doing any homework, and, well, never doing any real studying, and yet, here I am, a Master of the Arts.

Yup, it's official, they gave me a Master's degree. It's on the mantle behind me as I speak. Or type. Whatever.

A Master of the Arts, no less. Not one Art, no no, all of 'em! So, if your name happens to be Art, rest assured:

You're my bitch, now!

Cheers

* Yes, Art Garfunkel was the only (moderately) well-known Art I could think of.