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Thursday, July 14, 2005

People who look like people XIII.

They just keep coming and coming and coming, they remind me of Ron Jeremy on a good day (don't worry, the link's safe). Yet again have I found proof that at least half of all the celebs out there are clones of the other, real half.

Take a gander at these:

Who's Who? Who's Who?

Clues:
  • At least one of the two people shown above is an apprentice assassin slash intergalactic queen slash okay actress.
  • At least one of the two people shown above will burn in hell for all eternity, and a bit more.
No prizes, no awards - all you get for getting them right (and it ain't all that difficult, is it?) is eternal fame and 40 virgins.

Cheers

9 Comments:

Blogger Martin said...

It's disgusting, isn't it, how beautiful Natalie is, even when she's frickin' bald!

Good call - fill up the fridge, 40 virgins coming up.

Cheers

3:21 pm  
Blogger The Snakehead said...

Who's Sinead? I don't think Natalie looks that great being bald.

5:06 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Sinead O'Conner? You're such a yank.

And about Natalie - you're wrong, we're right, period. How I love a good discussion.

Cheers

5:18 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

And such a good actress, too - at least, if you only watch Leon, and nothing else.

Cheers

7:35 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw a bit of Ep. 1 on tv recently and wondered to myself "Is that Natalie Portman or Keira Knightley under that makeup?" I decided it must be Knightley because there was no way that Natalie would speak in such a relentless monotone or have such uninteresting eyes. Sure enough, ten seconds later the real Slim Shady stepped forward and spoke in a near-monotone with the slightest bit on inflection in her voice.

So even in a career-low performance in a terrible movie under hideous makeup dressed in a ridiculous costume, Natalie was still better than the competition.

1:11 am  
Blogger Martin said...

But only slightly.

Cheers

1:37 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, but an inch is as good as a pound to a blind rat.

3:40 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Hey, hey, hey, no need to get personal, dammit!

That was uncalled for.

Cheers

3:43 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry. A centimetre is as good as a kilogram to an impersonal rat.

1:38 am  

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