Three things I learned last night.

1. Manoeuvring one of these puppies through a narrow pathway while on the phone is a tricky business. I haven't tried it myself, but I witnessed someone trying it, and failing miserably though comically, just last night.
2. Two midgets work at the company I work for, though they're not labeled as such. They actually consider themselves real human beings. Imagine that. But anyone under the 5'5" mark is a bleedin' midget in my book. I had to resist the urge to pick them up and have them talking to eachother (in high pitched voices, naturally) on my hand, a la mr. Gulliver.
3. People who work exceedingly hard while I am not annoy the pants off of me. They just do. Especially when they start bossing me around. It appears I have a problem with authority.

You live and learn, right? You live and learn.

Cheers