She digs his tractor.

So, apparantly Renee Zellwegger, the woman who looks like she's perpetually having an entire lemon forced down her throat (proof, if at all necessary), has gotten married to lasso-bearing yippy-kay-yay country singer/yokel-boy Kenny Chesney. How nice.

I wonder how that first conversation went. Could it have gone something like this:

Kenny: "I love y'all. Y'all... complete me. And my tractor."
Renee: "Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at 'howdy'." *

Or perhaps not. Who knows?

Cheers

* No points whatsoever awarded to whoever gets that reference.