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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Stupidity defined.

Paris Hilton. There's really no need to set this up, to give an introduction, to explain why I post this. Just read the interview she gave to CNN:

Q: Do you read what's written about you? Do you pick up the tabloids?

HILTON: I don't read any of it. I just look at the pictures to see what I was wearing last week and if it was cute.

Q: Do you read blogs?

HILTON: What's that?

Q: Um, they're these things on the Internet where people write about news and stuff.

HILTON: No, I don't really read anything on the Internet except my AOL mail. I don't like people who sit on computers all day long and write about people they don't know anything about.

Q: Paris, you just described my job.

(Her publicist, Rob Shuter, laughs.)

Q: What did you want to be when you were a little girl?

HILTON: A veterinarian, but then I realized I could just buy a bunch of animals.

May God help us all.

Cheers

10 Comments:

Blogger Jootastic said...

Do I see pubes on that pic?

5:25 pm  
Blogger Silence said...

Let's just hope she will not be allowed to breed.

6:18 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

It was her 'breeding' (on tape) that got her this bloody famous in the first place.

Cheers

7:38 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never mind the Hilton nonsense man.
What about the Montana SU discovery of T Rex soft tissue - including blood vessels/bone cells/blood cells? All this from a proported 70 million year old fossil!

8:40 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

First off - that was 4 or 5 months ago; yesterday's news.

Secondly, what the fuck? What does that have to do with anything?! At least leave a name when you're spamming my blog.

Cheers

8:46 pm  
Blogger ambs77 said...

I think it's a hot pic!! But yeah she's not the brightest.

8:56 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

However much a fan I am of skinny blonde chicks showing off their twats en plein public, I happen to find Miss Hilton rather repulsive.

Cheers

9:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm doubting those are pubes you see. No woman with any respect for her bikini line would let that happen. Because ew.

1:20 am  
Blogger Martin said...

It's Paris Hilton - she probably never had pubes.

Cheers

1:22 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She can afford to get a wax job every few weeks.

I hate her and her money.

3:42 am  

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