While we're on the subject ..

.. of orgasms; here's my very first top 10 list:

The top 10 things a man does not want to hear 2 seconds after he orgasms.

10. "What? That was it?
9. "Honey, I'm home!"
8. "Could you hand me my nailfile, please?"
7. "Honey? Have you thought about having kids?"
6. "zzzzzzz..."
5. "Be quiet, I'm trying to watch Dr. Phil, here!"
4. "Ah god, I hadn't even taken your pants off."
3. "Hahaha, you look funny when you come."
2. "Eeeew, yuck. Clean that up, will you!?"
1. "Ouch! Shit, it stings, it stings!"

Any additions are welcome.

Cheers

Ps: I could think of a thing or two a man does want to hear 2 seconds after he orgasms, but I don't want to gross out my female readers.