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Monday, December 06, 2004

Sneergasm.

After contemplating on Bastian's latest post, and Dominique's comment on said post, I stumbled upon an interesting little tidbit - sneezing and orgasming are nigh on the same thing! I came to this conclusion after I admitted to myself that I'm a sneeze-lover. Some people might find the act of sneezing rather unpleasant, but I'm not one of them. No, sirree. When I feel a sneeze coming on, I'll do everything I can to get it out; I'll twitch my nose, I'll stare at the sun (apparently, I'd rather sneeze than have 20/20 vision), I'll do anything!

But I digress - back to the initial statement. Let's look at some evidence here:


SneezeOrgasm
* Sequence of events: Gasping - build-up - climax.* Sequence of events: Gasping - build-up - climax.
* A feeling of pleasure and euphoria momentarily overcomes the body of the subject.* A feeling of pleasure and euphoria momentarily overcomes the body of the subject.
* Tension subides; it leads to a feeling of relief and well-being.* Tension subides; it leads to a feeling of relief and well-being.
* It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
* It is quite hard to orgasm with your eyes open.
* As you sneeze, and shortly thereafter, a (slight) tingling sensation runs throughout your body.* As you orgasm, and shortly thereafter, a (slight) tingling sensation runs throughout your body.
* It is difficult to remain non-vocal as you sneeze, since your body becomes momentarily tense and air is forced up through your trachea.
* It is difficult to remain non-vocal as you orgasm, since your body becomes momentarily tense and air is forced up through your trachea.
* Sneezing causes one's body to spasm involuntarily.* Orgasming causes one's body to spasm involuntarily.
* Sneezing releases bodily fluids.* Orgasming releases bodily fluids.


There, I think I've proven my point.

Now, excuse me, while I go get me some bloody pepper!

Cheers

6 Comments:

Blogger Pep said...

Martins Posts:

* Sequence of events: Gasping - build-up - climax.
* A feeling of pleasure and euphoria momentarily overcomes the body of the subject.
* Tension subides; it leads to a feeling of relief and well-being.
* It is difficult to remain non-vocal as you read, since your body becomes momentarily tense and air is forced up through your trachea.
* Reading causes one's body to spasm involuntarily.

L5+ mate!

:)

12:22 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dammit, you interupted me - and I was so close, too.

Sneezitus Interruptus.

Cheers

12:36 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Aaargh - stupid blogger, logging me out all the time!

12:37 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what would happen if you managed to sneeze while you were having an orgasm? I suppose you might just die a happy man.

3:07 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Two words.

Cardiac.

Arrest.

Cheers

12:19 pm  
Blogger nique said...

Yeah i'm also L5'n it up here! (ghetto version)
I like the part about you going to get pepper!

I've always loved sneezing...is there really someone out there who doesn't? The only thing that sucks is when you blow snot all over. Not that something like that has ever happened to me, I mean, I heard it from a friend and stuff.

6:22 pm  

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