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Sunday, November 14, 2004

Give it a good squeeze.



I don't think I know all that many people who would voluntarily drink something from a bottle shaped like a penis. But maybe I'm just not hangin' with the right crowd ..

Cheers

18 Comments:

Blogger Tim said...

Ever see that episode of the Simpsons where Homer finds a japanese cleaning product with his picture on it? I know exxactly how he felt after looking at this picture. I didn't authorize my likeness to cockolada!

4:19 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Are you trying to tell me that your penis is all orange and covered with flashy text?

Get into porn, mate - a golden career awaites you. I'm thinking sponsors, ads, all printed on your bright orange joystick.

Cheers

4:28 am  
Blogger cedia said...

I would! Do they sell that in USA? I'll drink it if it's yummy. Otherwise, I'll carry the bottle around and look profanely stupid on purpose.

8:11 am  
Blogger cedia said...

Btw, that looks like Cindy Crawford with that mole.

8:12 am  
Blogger Kalthia said...

I'm thinking it is pretty funny!!!

4:19 pm  
Blogger Tim said...

Martin - Just the flashy text part.

6:16 pm  
Blogger nique said...

I think it is funny (L1+) that the marketers point out that it is a "unisex" drink. The only dudes drinking from this cock are most assuredly gay.
If it made of hard plastic, I wonder if it would make a good dildo? (eww!) Bet that gave you a visual!
I didn't realize how much fun the word "cock" is...gave me an L2 just typing it.

6:55 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

I kinda like the word 'dildo' - has a funny ring to it.

Cheers

11:26 pm  
Blogger that girl said...

martin, best blog ever.

11:36 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Aww, shucks. I'm blushing now.

Not true, probably, but thanks none the less.

Cheers

12:19 am  
Blogger Martin said...

You're right, this is your first comment, but I've seen your name on other blogs quite often. Welcome to my world.

And enjoy your drink.

Cheers

10:44 pm  
Blogger Astrid said...

Who says life has to make sense, right?!?!?

10:49 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Wh says comments have to make sense, right?!

Cheers

10:53 pm  
Blogger Tim said...

Martin, I'm putting in a special request for you to write a new blog entry. When that big cockolada bottle stares me in the face every time I come on here I feel ashamed that I'm going to a site with that picture to welome me.

8:22 pm  
Blogger nique said...

I'm dying laughing. Seriously, I look behind my shoulder each time I check your blog...how will I explain the woman kissing the large orange dildo to my boss? He would laugh most likely but who cares. I need entertainment! More funny, more writing, more, more, more.

8:34 pm  
Blogger Veruca Salt said...

tim said cockolada - L4 -

and, martin, i don't care if you never post again because i like the picture... well, i do care if you never post again because i kind of like your writing... oooh, i'll just make the faux cock picture my desktop

4:19 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

Oh my God, the pressure!!

Don't worry - I'll be back.

Cheers

12:11 pm  
Blogger Veruca Salt said...

i just wanted to say cock again...

4:12 pm  

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