I don't think I know all that many people who would voluntarily drink something from a bottle shaped like a penis. But maybe I'm just not hangin' with the right crowd ..
Ever see that episode of the Simpsons where Homer finds a japanese cleaning product with his picture on it? I know exxactly how he felt after looking at this picture. I didn't authorize my likeness to cockolada!
I think it is funny (L1+) that the marketers point out that it is a "unisex" drink. The only dudes drinking from this cock are most assuredly gay. If it made of hard plastic, I wonder if it would make a good dildo? (eww!) Bet that gave you a visual! I didn't realize how much fun the word "cock" is...gave me an L2 just typing it.
Martin, I'm putting in a special request for you to write a new blog entry. When that big cockolada bottle stares me in the face every time I come on here I feel ashamed that I'm going to a site with that picture to welome me.
I'm dying laughing. Seriously, I look behind my shoulder each time I check your blog...how will I explain the woman kissing the large orange dildo to my boss? He would laugh most likely but who cares. I need entertainment! More funny, more writing, more, more, more.
and, martin, i don't care if you never post again because i like the picture... well, i do care if you never post again because i kind of like your writing... oooh, i'll just make the faux cock picture my desktop
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Ever see that episode of the Simpsons where Homer finds a japanese cleaning product with his picture on it? I know exxactly how he felt after looking at this picture. I didn't authorize my likeness to cockolada!
Are you trying to tell me that your penis is all orange and covered with flashy text?
Get into porn, mate - a golden career awaites you. I'm thinking sponsors, ads, all printed on your bright orange joystick.
Cheers
I would! Do they sell that in USA? I'll drink it if it's yummy. Otherwise, I'll carry the bottle around and look profanely stupid on purpose.
Btw, that looks like Cindy Crawford with that mole.
I'm thinking it is pretty funny!!!
Martin - Just the flashy text part.
I think it is funny (L1+) that the marketers point out that it is a "unisex" drink. The only dudes drinking from this cock are most assuredly gay.
If it made of hard plastic, I wonder if it would make a good dildo? (eww!) Bet that gave you a visual!
I didn't realize how much fun the word "cock" is...gave me an L2 just typing it.
I kinda like the word 'dildo' - has a funny ring to it.
Cheers
martin, best blog ever.
Aww, shucks. I'm blushing now.
Not true, probably, but thanks none the less.
Cheers
You're right, this is your first comment, but I've seen your name on other blogs quite often. Welcome to my world.
And enjoy your drink.
Cheers
Who says life has to make sense, right?!?!?
Wh says comments have to make sense, right?!
Cheers
Martin, I'm putting in a special request for you to write a new blog entry. When that big cockolada bottle stares me in the face every time I come on here I feel ashamed that I'm going to a site with that picture to welome me.
I'm dying laughing. Seriously, I look behind my shoulder each time I check your blog...how will I explain the woman kissing the large orange dildo to my boss? He would laugh most likely but who cares. I need entertainment! More funny, more writing, more, more, more.
tim said cockolada - L4 -
and, martin, i don't care if you never post again because i like the picture... well, i do care if you never post again because i kind of like your writing... oooh, i'll just make the faux cock picture my desktop
Oh my God, the pressure!!
Don't worry - I'll be back.
Cheers
i just wanted to say cock again...
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