QTHBBMFFAN.
Or: Question That Has Been Bothering Me For Fucking Ages Now.
The toiletseat. Men get flack for not putting it up before doing their business. Men get flack for not putting it down after doing their business. Women .. well, meh!
So here's my question. It seems unlikely that women are in fact physically incapable of putting the wretched thing either up or down. Wouldn't it be fair to install a new rule -a social duty, if you will- that states that men put the toiletseat up before they go, and women put it back down before they go? How's that?
's Only fair, right?
Cheers
Ps: Myapologies thanks go out to Keith, off of whom I stole borrowed this idea.
The toiletseat. Men get flack for not putting it up before doing their business. Men get flack for not putting it down after doing their business. Women .. well, meh!
So here's my question. It seems unlikely that women are in fact physically incapable of putting the wretched thing either up or down. Wouldn't it be fair to install a new rule -a social duty, if you will- that states that men put the toiletseat up before they go, and women put it back down before they go? How's that?
's Only fair, right?
Cheers
Ps: My
3 Comments:
I will most undoubtedly get hate mail from all the readers of the female gender for letting you in on this secret...but it is a position of power Martin. We are no less capable of putting that seat down than you.
However, you are there last, so you do it! *laughingsadistically*
Okay, a reversal then. The men walk in (in this example the seat will be up at that point), do their thing, and put the seat down. After that, the women walk in, do their thing, and put the bloody bugger up.
How's that?
Cheers
HA HA HA Good luck with that one Martin! I give it a day and you'll be lifting your own seat up. Then like a nicely trained dog, you will put it right back down. (ooooh did that strike a nerve?) hee hee
Luckily for my man and his roommate I could give a shit less if it is up or down, I'll modify for my needs. The thing I have to worry about is keeping the seat on the toitie...it is so loose I could wind up on the floor easily! Aww!
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