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Thursday, October 14, 2004

Random funniness.

Nothing really interesting this time - just some funny links I've gathered over the past weeks. As much for you guys as for myself. Enjoy.

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Block.

This little game will be the end of me - this is pure addiction poured into a game-mould. Play this once, and you'll wake up several hours later, wondering where all the time went. I. Simply. Cannot. Stop!

My topscore: 10140 points (106 squares). Beat that!

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Play By Numbers.

Another addicting little game. Hit the numbers (1 through 15) as fast as you can without wrecking your mouse. Because that would be cheating. And a waste of a perfectly good mouse.

My topscore: 5.291 seconds. Ha!

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For the wizkids among you, here are the first one hundred and fifty decimals of Pi (or π):

3 . 1 4 1 5 9 2 6 5 3 5 8 9 7 9 3 2 3 8 4 6 2 6 4 3 3 8 3 2 7 9 5 0 2 8 8 4 1 9 7 1 6 9 3 9 9 3 7 5 1 0 5 8 2 0 9 7 4 9 4 4 5 9 2 3 0 7 8 1 6 4 0 6 2 8 6 2 0 8 9 9 8 6 2 8 0 3 4 8 2 5 3 4 2 1 1 7 0 6 7 9 8 2 1 4 8 0 8 6 5 1 3 2 8 2 3 0 6 6 4 7 0 9 3 8 4 4 6 0 9 5 5 0 5 8 2 2 3 1 7 2 5 3 5 9 4 0 8 1 2 8

If you're a bit looney and this actually interests you, look here for one million decimals of Pi (or π).

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How to fold a shirt.

Ever wondered how you are supposed to properly fold those damn t-shirts? Of course you have, don't lie! We all have. Fret no more! This lovely Japanese woman knows exactly how to do it, and she's fully prepared to show and tell. Be amazed.

Be sure to turn off your speakers, because the audio accompanying this little video will drive you insane.

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What is your life rated?

Are you The Sound Of Music? Or, do you rate yourself closer to Basic Instinct? Or do you say "screw all" and rate your life at Nookie Raider?

Here's my rating:


My life is rated R.

What's yours?

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F u t u r e M e

Wanna tell your loved one something, but just not yet? Are you afraid of forgetting that one pivotal appointment in the not so near future? Or do you just want to laugh at your future self because you didn't fulfil any of the goals you set for yourself?

Now you can.

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And to close off, a picture of the cutest kitten you will ever, ever see.


Am I right, or am I right?!

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And that's all, folks!

Cheers

10 Comments:

Blogger nique said...

Well surprisingly I have an NC-17 life rating? I even tried for the R! I guess if I would have marked "stripper and/or prostitute" for the prude section, I would've gotten in! Shucks! Better luck next time!

9:16 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

My lovely, lovely girlfriend, God bless her heart, thought she could beat me at those two little games. Such a sweetheart. First she tried her hand at Play By Numbers, at which she did initially beat me, with an impressive score of 5.231 seconds, but soon after I beat her back with a massive 4.794 seconds.

Ha!

The downside is, she did beat me at Block, with a score of 11242 points (113 squares).

I'm working on rectifying that.

Cheers

12:11 am  
Blogger Martin said...

Let the Cutest Kitten in the World ™ cheer you up - if it can't, nothing can!

Cheers

12:47 am  
Blogger cedia said...

kittens, cats.. ewww.. all the same. always dead on the side of the road.

Okay, the skinny on your links: I learned how to fold a shirt like in the stores, love the futureme site and my life is R-rated.

Nice links.

5:36 am  
Blogger Martin said...

"Nipple mouse". That is the best name for a device, ever.

Anyway, let me know if any of you have beaten my score.

I, too, love the F u t u r e M e - site, but there's a downside to it. My girlfriend sent herself an email which should arrive in 2010, but chances are that she'll have changed her email-address by then, or that the site has ceased to exist. It's a cute and novel idea, but it's not really gonna work, I think.

Cheers

11:38 am  
Blogger nique said...

hahahaha "nipple mouse"

as for throwing around the tradmark on the cutest kitten, whatever! the lime kitty is much more adorable. boys that like kitties are weird anyway so it's no wonder your interpretation is skewed on what is cutest! hehehehe

4:46 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

The lime-kitten just isn't cute, period. But, being the honest person that I am, I'll let you guys be the judge of that.

- Lime-kitten.

- Smile-kitten.

Come on, be honest!

Cheers

1:23 am  
Blogger Martin said...

155 squares?!

You lie!!! :-)

Cheers

1:37 am  
Blogger Jack Steiner said...

Uh Oh, more ways to waste my time. I am good as it is and now I have more games to play.

10:52 pm  
Blogger Martin said...

You're doomed. Quit your job, lose the wife, grow a beard, and play games, games, games, gaaaaaamessssssssssssss.

'scuse me.

Cheers

12:02 am  

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