Voting is the new black.
It appears voting is the trendy thing to do, nowadays, as proven by Miss Ashley .. erm, Ashlee Simpson. And don't ask me why you spell her first name like that and not just Ashley - I don't know, either.
I have four problems with this.
One:
- I heard she was planning on wearing the 'I'm fully prepared to fondle the swing voters'-t shirt, but, allegedly, big sis Jessica used it to wipe up those eggs she dropped. Her second choice, the 'Put Bush back in office, and I'll put mine in your face'-t shirt, was deemed inappropriate for wearing in public because it had, and I quote, 'a very nasty and persistent stain' on it.
Two:
- Let's say someone falls for this. Imagine the poor shlub's dismay when he goes and registers; and decides who he's gonna vote for; and goes to the polls; and stands in line; and actually does the deed - and then he doesn't get to 'get it on' with her? What a waste of time! That's false advertising, right there!
Three:
- What about the lesbian or bi-curious voters? Will she 'get it on with them', or just the boys? That's a bit sexist, wouldn't you say?
Four:
- Is Miss Simpson herself even old enough to vote? And if not, wouldn't it be illegal to 'get it on' with men who are?
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I have four problems with this.
One:
- I heard she was planning on wearing the 'I'm fully prepared to fondle the swing voters'-t shirt, but, allegedly, big sis Jessica used it to wipe up those eggs she dropped. Her second choice, the 'Put Bush back in office, and I'll put mine in your face'-t shirt, was deemed inappropriate for wearing in public because it had, and I quote, 'a very nasty and persistent stain' on it.
Two:
- Let's say someone falls for this. Imagine the poor shlub's dismay when he goes and registers; and decides who he's gonna vote for; and goes to the polls; and stands in line; and actually does the deed - and then he doesn't get to 'get it on' with her? What a waste of time! That's false advertising, right there!
Three:
- What about the lesbian or bi-curious voters? Will she 'get it on with them', or just the boys? That's a bit sexist, wouldn't you say?
Four:
- Is Miss Simpson herself even old enough to vote? And if not, wouldn't it be illegal to 'get it on' with men who are?
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6 Comments:
Still wouldn't make me vote, she looks like a horse!
Uglee! What-a-hip-way-to-spell-the-rather-mundane-Ugly
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Geesh, you're fast!
Anyway, I'm not an American, so I'm not elligible for this 'getting it on' she offers. But, to tell you the truth, I won't lose any sleep over that.
That said, I do support chicks opening up their sweaters and showing their boobs like that. But hey, that's just me.
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This girl is so ugly it hurts to look at her. She needs to use some of her sisters $ to get a nose job. Aww I'm being mean.
Now back to your statement on the popularity of voting Mr. Martin. It's the coolest! Everyone is doing it! Even those boys who would like to get it on with Jessica's sister! So I assume West Virginia will have an increase in pollsters this year?
It's not me that's fast, it's my RSS Feed that is!
It also auto-replies smart-git replies on my behalf.
:)
I keep editing the initial post, because I keep thinking of funnier alternative t-shirt to put in there. I'll stop doing it, for now, and maybe I'll write an update soon, with a list of the funniest.
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Well, considering that big sis Jessica performed at George Dubya's inauguration four years ago, I suspect that a vote for anyone except Bush will get you nowhere near Miss Simpson's .. erm .. Miss Simpson.
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