I promised myself ..

.. not to name any posts after shitty Nick Kamen songs.

I also promised myself not to get political in this Blog. It's meant to be fun, and not at all serious.

Failed on both accounts, apparently.

It has come to my attention that the two electoral candidates are actively beating round the proverbial bush when they are confronted with four specific problematic inquiries, which are, each and every one of them, very alive among the public. These four essential questions, which are racing through the minds of not only every American citizen, but everyone, everywhere, are as of yet remaining unanswered - I think it's time someone grew the balls to address this outrage! I guess it has to be me.

It turns out that Bush and Kerry have been blatantly ignoring the following four crucial questions:

1. Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
2. Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
3. Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
4. Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

Well, gentlemen? We are waiting. The public has a right to know, and we demand answers.

On a sidenote - did you know that President non-Elect Bush has had his very own webcam for quite some time now? Rather interesting, too. Look here.

Cheers

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Related:

• Good parody ---> Click
• Test your allegiance to George W. Bush and John Kerry.
• Relevant quote:
  "Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything." As uttered by Joseph Stalin.

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