Stupid things people ask me.

Q : "Gee, you're tall, aren't you?"

A : "Why, yes, it would seem so. Thank you for noticing, ma'am."

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Q : "You should see this movie - what was it again?"

A : "Please hold while I turn my extraordinary mental capacities to extrapolating your recent past from the barely perceptible brainwaves emanating from your thick skull."

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Q : "What time is it there?"

A : "Same as over there, you buffoon. You live three blocks away."

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Q : "What's up?"

A : "Well, many things are 'up', to be honest. When you look at the bigger picture, the air is, in the general consensus, regarded as 'up'. But the 'upness' of certain attributes can also be found on a much smaller scale; in everyday life even. Take the standard flight of stairs, for example, which are 'up' 50% of the time. The direction the carbon dioxide in your glass of Coca-Cola is traveling is predominantly up, unless the highest lever of 'up' has already been reached. And the list goes on and on."

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I could post many more, but then I'd only end up depressing myself.

Cheers