Misplaced.

Overheard in an old pensioners home:

"Scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch, flop .. damn!"

Best bit:

"The British Dental Association's Dr Jacinta Yeo told Ananova: "This is a surprising use for a toothbrush and we would recommend that people use toothbrushes in the way they are intended.""

Damn. Here I was, planning on plucking out all the bristles and tying them together to create one mega-bristle long enough to puncture either one of my eardrums. You know, just for the heck of it.

Disclaimer: My apologies for shamelessly lifting the link off someone else's Blog

Cheers