Things the world could do without.
One:
The C-String.
No, no, I am not talking about the character sequence stored as a one-dimensional character array and terminated with a null character. You silly cow.
I'm refering to, and I quote, "a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie". Still no clue, huh? It's a G-string, only without the G, and with a C. In other words, a G-string without the straps. Now here I was, thinking a G-string was nothing but straps, but apparently, when you take away the straps, there's actually something left. And this is it:
Yes, ladies, you're supposed to wear that. Nothing says 'Sexy!' like a giant pincer squeezing the hell out of you coccyx.
Two:
The zucchini.
Because, seriously, no matter how funny the name may sound, who the hell even likes 'em?
Three:
The Kitty Wig.
Exactly like it says on the tin: wigs for cats. Because they're not hairy enough. And because "[i]f you have any creature in the house with a head bigger than a walnut (including boyfriends), you need a Kitty Wig™". As uttered by Carolyn Sortor, a blogging friend of the mastermind behind this ... this ... this.
Arf. Arf. She made a funny.
Here's a demon cat from hell modeling a Kitty Wig™.
And really, anyone who has this...
The C-String.
No, no, I am not talking about the character sequence stored as a one-dimensional character array and terminated with a null character. You silly cow.
I'm refering to, and I quote, "a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie". Still no clue, huh? It's a G-string, only without the G, and with a C. In other words, a G-string without the straps. Now here I was, thinking a G-string was nothing but straps, but apparently, when you take away the straps, there's actually something left. And this is it:
Yes, ladies, you're supposed to wear that. Nothing says 'Sexy!' like a giant pincer squeezing the hell out of you coccyx.
Two:
The zucchini.
Because, seriously, no matter how funny the name may sound, who the hell even likes 'em?
Three:
The Kitty Wig.
Exactly like it says on the tin: wigs for cats. Because they're not hairy enough. And because "[i]f you have any creature in the house with a head bigger than a walnut (including boyfriends), you need a Kitty Wig™". As uttered by Carolyn Sortor, a blogging friend of the mastermind behind this ... this ... this.
Arf. Arf. She made a funny.
Here's a demon cat from hell modeling a Kitty Wig™.
And really, anyone who has this...
3 Comments:
I just bought a C string for myself. I'm so excited!!
Scary thing is, you actually would.
Do you want a picture of me wearing it?
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