Uselessness.
Don't we just love them?
No? Well, I do, and last time I checked this was still my blog, so neener neener neener!
Here goes:
That's it, for now, but don't worry, I will be back.
Cheers
No? Well, I do, and last time I checked this was still my blog, so neener neener neener!
Here goes:
- Most tropical fish could survive in a tank filled with human blood.
- A cubic yard of air weighs about 2 pounds at sea level.
- A jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
- The world's Termites outweigh the wold's humans by 10/1.
- Over 10000 new types of ants are discovered a year.
- The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that it breaks the sound barrier. The crack of the whip is actually a tiny sonic boom.
- The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F.
- A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.
- The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes.
- It only takes 7 lbs of pressure to rip off your ears.
- Turkeys can drown in the rain.
- For 47 days in 1961, the painting "Matisse's Le Bateau (The Boat)" was hanging upside down in the Museum of Modern Art in New York. Apparently none of the over 116,000 visitors seem to have noticed.
- Glass is a liquid.
That's it, for now, but don't worry, I will be back.
Cheers
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I really have to get used to proofreading my comments in the future - especially because there is no edit-feature.
Anyway, give me time, O Head made of Pudd'n, and I will dazzle you with uselessness you never knew existed.
Stay tuned.
Cheers
I'm hooked!! I'm addicted!! I need more! MORE!!
Let me explain: A few days ago I heard about this blog and already I'm its biggest fan! I have this urge in me to check it about 5 times a day.
Why you wonder?
Well, I have several reasons for it actually.
Firstly, I'm so fucking bored(/boring). I need someone else's blog to get me through the long long days. How sad is that!
Secondly, the author of this blog is one of my best friends.
Thirdly, because I personally know the author of this blog I can relate to some of his comments. Some of them are even partly about me (see his comment about his friend who just got his driver's licence). If you ever had a doubt about his adventures, trust me: They're true! As far as I can check them ofcourse.
But the most important reason why I keep reading this blog is the humour. Man, you crack me up with your comments. They're hilarious! And I like to laugh, what...I LOVE TO LAUGH!!
Here's why:It is said that laughing only takes about 19 muscles to accomplish, while frowning and crying take over 190 separate muscle actions. Don't you just love this fact.
Cheers
Good to see you've arrived, oh nameless and anonymous friend. I'm glad you're enjoying yourself here.
And kudos on introducing a new useless fact to the list - good on 'ya! That said, wouldn't it be better for us to cry; it's a better work out.
Anyway, keep reading. There's more to come.
Cheers
Ps: Chicken, call the police.
Well, he sure as hell didn't pay me for it! It was my own idea, my own doing! But I unfortunately still owe the man two movie tickets and I kinda hoped he would release me of at least one debt. :-D
In your dreams.
Cheers
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