Funny shit.

I've had this word-file on my harddrive for ever now, containing a very humourous list of synonyms for .. you know what, I'm not gonna tell what these are synonyms for - that's for you guys to figure out. It's something very elementary, very basic.

But it's in Dutch.

And I'm lazy.

So I decided to run it through AltaVista's babelfish, just to see what would happen. So, lo and behold, dear reader, for you are about to witness 17 ways to ________, babelfish-wise! See if you can work it out - I'll even try to make them grammatically coherent..

• Knitting a brown pullover
• The duckduck duck to conduct
• Drowning a brown bear
• Lay bielsen
• The brown express
• To blow one's back nose
• Reverse dinner

Figured it out, yet? Here's some more.

• Claying a dino
• Roar from my star
• Obtaining a brown splinter from my back
• Move my spine
• Tear open bag garden ground

Must've figured it out, by now, right. Here are the clinchers.

• Shriek from the buttock
• Cough from trousers
• From the buttock puke
• Downloading

If you really haven't figured it out by now -which is nigh on impossible- I'll give you a hint:

Hint

Enjoy your meal.

Cheers