Thursday, January 06, 2005

Wordy goodness.

Now that I am 'back', I must remember to post something every now and again. So I thought I'd come up with a (remarkably short) list of four words which everyone out there in the socalled 'real' world should know.

Water your plants and grab a pen and paper, here goes:

  1. Defenestrate: Throw somebody or something out of window: to throw something or somebody out of a window (formal or humorous).
    Example: "Don't make me defenestrate yo ass, bubba!"

  2. Garbology: study of waste materials: the study of a cultural group by an examination of what it discards.
    Example: "He's not homeless, he's a garbologist."

  3. Digerati: Computer experts: people who have or claim to have a sophisticated expertise in the area of computers, the Internet, and the World Wide Web.
    Little known fact: The word 'Digerati' has a very peculiar spelling - it is spelled n. e. r. d.

  4. Borborygmus: Stomach rumble; the rumbling sounds made by the movement of gases in the stomach and intestine.
    Example Did you fart!? Erm, no man, that was borborygmus!

Spread the word.

Cheers

5 comments:

  1. ha ha ha I need pronunciation keys too!

    have you been to http://phrontistery.info/ or something?! fantastic site for fun words!

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  2. Classic. Let's hear it for garbologists everywhere!

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  3. Anonymous7:56 pm

    Tut tut! Borborygmus is a sexist word! Women don't fart!
    Don't you like men?
    M

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  4. Pfft. Those are not real words!

    Welcome back :-)

    Regards
    La Luna.

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  5. They most definitely are real words, moonman!

    And who is this mysterious M?

    Cheers

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